Since the last update on his exploits, Trumplestiltskin has experienced an amazing streak of success. He’s winning, and full of tiger’s blood! First, Jeffy finally made the fraud lawsuit with Jurassic World go away by settling out of court — a method Trumplestiltskin found quite pleasing as he didn’t have to make any legal or public admissions of wrong-doing. Mouthy Spice followed up by delivering on his guarantees to improve Trumplestiltskin’s image just as he decided to run for the President position in his HOA. As a result of the good press — and his promises to keep undesirables out of his gate-guarded community by transforming its security perimeter into the biggest wall, the best wall, the most impenetrable wall — he surprised many by winning a heavily contested election.
Alas, just as he found himself at the top of his world, rumors started swirling regarding his plans for the new wall. Others in the community began questioning how the wall would be paid for, as well as the design and the qualifications of the designers and builders hired to
handle the project. In fact, some of the details should be known only by the other members on the HOA’s Board of Directors. There must be a leak! Upset at the deviousness of this unforgivable act, Trumplstiltskin forced the other four members of the board to take a loyalty oath in an elaborate ceremony of his own design. Clearly, given the mystical powers of the orb he procured for the event, the leaker will henceforth remain silent.
Once alone again, Trumplestiltskin walked over to the orb and contemplatively gazed into its eerie glow. Once that wall is completed, he knows all will be good. It will demonstrate his executive prowess and be the first step of many steps to becoming the most powerful politician and businessman the world has ever seen!